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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned? Because they all have terrible pilots."
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"Why did Jesus lose the basketball game? Because Peter denied him three times."
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"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel!"
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"I told my waiter the same thing i told my plastic surgeon. Give me chicken breasts."
"Irishman applies for a job at a Blacksmiths. The Blacksmith asks ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" The Irish man replies, ""No, but I once told a Donkey to fuck off."""
"My friend went to the doctor... because he woke up and his penis was orange. The doctor took one look at it and said,""John you've been watching porn and eating cheetos again haven't you?"""
"If You're Having Vocal Problems... ...I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems, but my pitch ain't one. I apologize in advance."