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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel!"
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"What sort of drug does a duck use? Quack cocaine"
"How to you make an octopus laugh? ...you give it ten tickles"
"It is a good thing butt cracks are vertical... If they were horizontal, we would hear clapping every time someone used the stairs."
"I'm 94% sure I'm going to die in a running in flip flops incident."
"New dating app for German Catholic Priests Kinder"
"Where did Santa meet his wife? Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses"
"A Clock wrote a book Critics say its about time"
"Son, we don't play Hungry Hungry Hippos for ""fun."" We play it to learn how friends turn on each other in moments of desperation and scarcity"
"TIFU by climbing into a German U-Boat Whoops. Wrong sub."