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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel!"
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"As a cancer survivor, people ask me how did I come to terms with having cancer. I didn't... It just kind of grew on me."
"Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: *cries* Dr: Um, are you sexually- Me: *cries harder* Dr: .....Ok. Do you drink? Me: YES I BLOODY DRINK"
"Thinking about getting a liver piercing. Gotta stay extreme."
"Cop: i told you this land is off limits Me: oh i thought you said it was all flimits Cop: wtf are flimits Me: idk let's go look Cop: ok"
"Jesus loves me ... it's so awkward."
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !"
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because you were the only car in the lot and I parked so close you couldn't open your door."
"I hate people with artism"