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Joke of the Day

"Irishman applies for a job at a Blacksmiths. The Blacksmith asks ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" The Irish man replies, ""No, but I once told a Donkey to fuck off."""

"How can you tell if a hippie has been in your house? ...he's still there"

"QUESTION: What were the very first straws made of? ANSWER: Straw."

"My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card He's a man after my own heart."

"Your momma's so fat... she's diabetic."

"Man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but saran wrap... The psychiatrist looks at the man and says ""I can clearly see you're nuts..."""

"How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem? Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V"

"Tonight on My Strange Addition Man addicted to brake fluid claims he can stop at any time"

"What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire."

"Dear law students: my opposing counsel just asked her witness how old she was when she turned 18. You'll be fine."