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Joke of the Day

"My friend went to the doctor... because he woke up and his penis was orange. The doctor took one look at it and said,""John you've been watching porn and eating cheetos again haven't you?"""

"What's a flamboyantly gay horse's favorite food?! Likely a mixture of things like grains, seeds, and beet pulp."

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

"A reasonably attractive girl applied for a modelling job in a glamour magazine She was a candid eight."

"""2015 AND PETSMART STILL DOESN'T HAVE FITTING ROOMS,"" I say somewhat loudly as Fluffy has to try on sweaters right there in the aisle."

"Why are Women like buses? You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her."

"Egyptians don't walk like that."

"*sees Salvation Army bell ringer* ""Here you go, buddy. Merry Christmas!"" ""Sir, we don't accept children."" *runs away*"

"There was a depressed sausage... he thought his life was THE WURST."

"Forget the ""bomb dot com"" For today's political climate and lack of punctuation, try ""Obama dot comma"""