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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jesus lose the basketball game? Because Peter denied him three times."

"What do you call a really quiet dog? A subwoofer."

"I'm not trying to be romantic but you have something in your eye. My dick."

"What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend? They wipe, flush, and wash their hands"

"My mate borrowed 20 grand for plastic surgery. Now I don't know what he looks like."

"Take a selfie it'll last long-wait delete that one my eyebrows look fat take another."

"What's the darkest joke you know? No limits who can disgust me the most? Best part of fucking 21 year olds? Theres 20 of them"

"Two guys walk into a bar... The first guy looks at the second guy and says... ""You ever wonder why we always walk in together?"""

"I bought a nice 12 year old scotch yesterday. His parents weren't pleased."

"What's another name for a casket? Mourning wood."