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Joke of the Day

"My Echo ''You're beautiful and I love you,"" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied ""I just want to be friends."""

"Unlike your boyfriend, cheesecake will never leave you or your hips."

"How do you piss off an emo? Give them a dull razor."

"It's cool how when people tell us about their dreams that were the weirdest/most beautiful thing they've ever seen we're like ""UGH BORING"""

"What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !"

"What do you call a black attorney? A brotha-in-law"

"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy... it feels good until you look down and realize you're gay."

"What do you call a protein that has anger management issues? Amino acid!"

"In Finland when a baby is born you just whip a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name."

"Have you heard of nihilism? Its kind of a Nietzsche philosophy."