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Joke of the Day
"What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !"
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"What does a condom have in common with a coffin? Ones for coming and ones for going."
"I heard that boomerangs are becoming popular again... They're really making a comeback!"
"I don't care if a human is male or female, Black or white, European, American, or Asian, they all taste the same."
"How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys....."
"What do a plumber and a walrus have in common? They both like a good, tight seal."
"What did one snowman say to the other? ""Can you smell carrots?"""
"Whats the differance between a terrorist and a yiddish mama? You can negotiate with terrorists"
"What is a cannibal's favorite food to eat when he is lazy? Ra-men"
"How do you get a little old lady to say the ""F"" word? Yell bingo."