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Joke of the Day

"In Finland when a baby is born you just whip a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name."

"Condoms Two condoms are walking down the street, where they pass a gay bay One turns to the other and says ""want to go inside and get shit-faced?"""

"Q: What is a volcano? A: A mountain with the hiccups."

"What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping? Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!"

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Choked."

"What has four legs and one arm? A pitbull terrier in a childrens' playground"

"Everybody is a little weird, except you and I... ...and I'm not so sure about you."

"My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab."

"Once you go black... you're a single mom."

"I just wanna give a shout out to the ancients, for inventing the calendar. It has made my day"