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Joke of the Day

"In Finland when a baby is born you just whip a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name."

"Scientists predict human-level artificial intelligence by 2030... ...maybe sooner if the bar keeps dropping."

"How is a teacher like a hooker? They're both pretending that they're enjoying it."

"What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate? ""OH^- NO^3+ !"""

"Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast? It was in bread....."

"I like my children how I like my Christmas decorations Only on the holidays."

"++drinks: drink first, ask questions later"

"Today I've been cancer free for 19 years.. And it's also my 19th birthday, what a coincidence!"

"Jared may not get free subway for life anymore... But he will have no shortage of 6 inch or foot longs."

"Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!"