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Joke of the Day
"How do you piss off an emo? Give them a dull razor."
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"Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper trousers, paper shirts and a paper hat... He was arrested for rustling."
"Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans? Because they keep stealing all the green cards."
"My Australian friend asked a Kiwi: ""What's a Hindu?"" ""...it lays iggs."""
"Q: What's green and sings? A: Elvis Parsley."
"What's the difference between a VA Nurse and a bullet? A bullet only kills once."
"My ex wife is going through pms, I know this because my car is on fire."
"I'm gonna have a secret lair that consists of toilets and sinks. It'll be called ""John Sinclair's john and sink lair"""
"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? they're fun to ride until your friends find out."
"Red grape juice is fine obviously but white wine for Eucharist??? just stay home you are clearly not saved"