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Joke of the Day

"""Raising a family is hard,"" he said. ""Not if they're buried close enough together,"" replied the Necromancer."

"Toilet Stolen From Police Station... Cops Have Nothing To Go On"

"I tried to be a tap dancer but I kept falling in the sink! (thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)"

"What is the favorite school topic of Karma Whores? Derivatives"

"Exclamation points are cocaine for sentences!"

"Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles? Because he was Alfredo pasta!"

"I'm doing my own taxes so I'll probably be in jail this time next year."

"Can you tell me a joke existential in nature?"

"You don't need to write ""imo"". Nobody is confusing your tweets with Nietzsche."

"What's the difference between a physicist and an engineer A physicist says ""E = mc^2"", an engineer asks ""How much mass we talkin?"""