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Joke of the Day

"What did the knob say to the door? I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! ~Skip"

"My keyboard squeaks and so does my mouse."

"The weatherman keeps saying we are getting a pounding. *Followed*"

"What do you call a Scotsman that's been strangled to death by his own clothing? Kilt."

"What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio? Sesame Street has an Oscar."

"wwe joke about royal rumble breaking new kofi kingston win the royal rumble and win the new wwe word heavyweight championship"

"accidentally called the guy at the oil change place ""mom"""

"My 8 told me he likes Skillrex because it sounds like what Transformers would sound like if they quit saving the world and formed a band."

"What do you call a spanish speaking Coffee Translatte."

"What is the slight difference between a fencer's club and r/jokes You'll see a lot of ripostes in the first one"