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Joke of the Day

"I met a young fashion designer earlier, and it wasn't long before I was in the bedroom ripping her clothes off. I love counterfeiting stuff"

"Don't cry over spilled milk. And broken eggs. And a violated ham. And-FINE, I'LL LEAVE. This isn't the only grocery store in town, you know."

"The drinking age in Alabama has changed to 25 Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school"

"Did you know pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes? This is God thanking them for bacon."

"They say an optimist will see a glass as half full, while a pessimist will see it as half empty. Speaking as an alcoholic it's panic stations either way for me."

"Canadians spend about $3.5 billion annually in Florida Plus the $5 tip."

"How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus ? Ten tickles"

"My science teacher taught us about gravity today. It was such a heavy subject to take..."

"""prepare for battle"" they said Yet they didnt prepare themselves"

"What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person."