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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb."

"Heard about the gay author? His new book will be coming out soon."

"My wife keeps telling me to stop drinking I tell her to stop lying, there is no way she can see through 2 black eyes."

"The enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy is Kevin Bacon."

"An app that scans phone lines for fax machines and sends the word ""why""."

"What did the toaster say to the pop tart? I want you inside of me."

"How do we know Adam & Eve weren't black? You ever tried taking a rib from a black man?"

"Atilla the Hun, Adolf Hitler and a lawyer are stranded with you on a island ... - and you have a gun with only 2 bullets, who do you shoot? -- The lawyer twice."

"Co-worker had a meltdown over someone having a b-day cake. Said since she has no willpower, stop bringing cake in. Tonight, baking cookies."

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."