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Joke of the Day

"The enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy is Kevin Bacon."

"What's the difference between... What's the difference between dubstep and a fish on the floor? Nothing as long as you drop the bass."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !"

"Sex is like the stock market... It's better if you're insider."

"What is the height of hunger? Teeth marks on the toilet seat."

"I know a place where you can meet tons of women. Weight watchers."

"Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. Real friends pick up a camera."

"I don't think I'm better than you. I never think about you."

"What is Stevie Wonder's favorite guitar chord? C Minor"

"I'm not an alcoholic I just have a lot of things to celebrate."