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Joke of the Day
"What did the toaster say to the pop tart? I want you inside of me."
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"Why couldn't the grape help his friend move on Saturday? because he was in a jam"
"I just accidentally put my mic too close to my guitar amp and I think I made a Skrillex song."
"I got 4,627 problems and 697 of them are toothpicks, 884 of them are threads on my pillow, 3,045 are leaves on these trees, and OCD is 1."
"Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player? Because love means nothing to them!"
"Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember"
"Morrissey has cancer I know, I know, it's serious."
"""Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself."" -History"
"I asked my wife why she never tells me when she has an orgasm... She said ""I don't like ringing you whilst you're at work."""
"How Does Baby Hitler Tie His Shoes? With itty-bitty knotsies"