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Joke of the Day
"How do we know Adam & Eve weren't black? You ever tried taking a rib from a black man?"
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"I have been smoking weed for almost 13 years. Or about a baker's dozen."
"What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller? One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian."
"What was a positive accomplishments made by the Nazi party? The leader killed Hitler OP: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3grkqb/what_were_some_positive_accomplishments_made_by/"
"Give a man a match... [inspirational quote] Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for an hour... Light a man of fire, well, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Having Gay parents is the worst. You either get double the amount of Dad Jokes or stuck in an infinite loop of ""Go ask your mother""."
"If you sit on your hands 15 minutes before filling in an exam, it feels like somebody else is disappointing for your teacher. Edit: grammar"
"Hitler favorite price? nein neinty nein!"
"Media, stop using the phrase 'breaking news'. It's been broken for some time now."
"A Mexican magician says that he can disappear on the count of three Uno Dos ...POOF He disappeared without a tres"