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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting a therapeutic cooking class for Parkinson's Disease patients. It's called ""Shake & Bake""."

"What's the difference between an IRS audit and prison rape? In prison, you have a chance at getting a reach around"

"An old woman ask her husband of 65 years... what would you do if I stated smoking? He quickly replies ""Slow down and use more lube."""

"Because you can't hang up in person. Duct tape,"

"Once there was a guy reading r/jokes... He decided to click on a joke that was new and didnt have any points."

"What's Irish and sits on your lawn? paddy o' furniture"

"Show me a dude eating pork ribs and macaroni after midnight and I'll show you a dude about to hit send on this tweet."

"Fred the Uncharitable Shepherd When asked about his personality, Fred the Uncharitable Shepherd replied: ""I don't give a flock."""

"Do you know the difference between pink and purple? Your grip."

"I wanted to tell you a joke about selfishness. But I'll keep this one for myself."