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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to tell you a joke about selfishness. But I'll keep this one for myself."
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"I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a motel....."
"You burn more calories chasing after your cat than you get from eating it. It's the celery of pets."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Algy ! Algy who ! Algy-bra !"
"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family"
"[someone kicks a dumpster out of anger] ME (from inside): Who is it?"
"What does a hooker get from Santa? 50 bucks"
"Did you hear the joke about the Irish city? You'll be Dublin over in laughter when you do."
"What is the most overused force in science? Van der Waals."
"My girlfriend went to the dentist for a cavity. It's odd since she spends so much time in the bathroom with her electric toothbrush."