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Joke of the Day

"Because you can't hang up in person. Duct tape,"

"I wasn't entirely comfortable slaughtering that goat under the light of a full moon but grandma's gravy recipe was very specific."

"Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!"

"In light of situations in the Middle East, I think some humor may be called for How do Muslims like their eggs? Sunni side up."

"A laugh track, but for every time my boss says ""I need this done today."""

"There was a kidnapping at my school today Don't worry he woke up though (Sorry if this joke has been said, a certain subsitute in my school just says these random jokes)"

"My Swedish girlfriend broke up with me Now, I'm just somebody that she used to blow."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke hadn't been invented yet."

"When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve."

"Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him ."