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Joke of the Day
"What's Irish and sits on your lawn? paddy o' furniture"
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"Throw away the outside, cook the inside. Eat the outside, throw away the inside. What is it? [riddle] Cut on red needles, only nine trees heave empty crackers on bulls. [best of luck]"
"If I could pick a superpower it would be to clone myself so the other me could answer the 4,291,386 questions my 4 year old asks daily"
"What is a neck beard's favorite country? M'Laysia"
"What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic? ""You're dead to me."""
"What do you call a fake shit? A sham poo"
"Why dont cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny."
"Overheard in the jewelry shop: ""I swallowed for this??"""
"Why can't a guy see his friends? Because he's married."
"Infatuation Bastard That was the punchline, here's the question... What did Pauline Hanson say when a Chinese man asked her how she cooks her chips?"