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Joke of the Day

"Fred the Uncharitable Shepherd When asked about his personality, Fred the Uncharitable Shepherd replied: ""I don't give a flock."""

"Desperate to get laid, so I'm going to my next Halloween party dressed as a giant anus ...I hear that hot girls love having sex with assholes"

"What type of car did Yoda eat? A BMW i8"

"what do you call a snail on a ship? A SNAILOR"

"Where is the best place to stream a suicide ? On Google HANGout."

"Q: How you can tell if a ghoul was in your fridge? A: It leaves footprints in the butter."

"What did russian judge say to the jury? I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort."

"The demolition workers performed at the workers event last night. Heard they brought down the house with their act."

"What do you call a policeman on fire? Bacon."

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double-entendre... So he gives it to her."