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Joke of the Day
"I have a genetic diarrhea disease... The shit runs in my family."
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"I found Peter Dinklage on a HertzsprungRussell diagram... It said ""white dwarf"""
"A woman asked me how I view lesbianism the other day... Apparently ""in HD"" was not an acceptable answer."
"What is ""The Fonz's"" favorite breakfast? Eeeeeeeeeeggs"
"What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds? Its a slippery slope."
"[Bank] COP: [through megaphone] LET ONE OF THE HOSTAGES GO ROBBER: Okay, who wants out? ME: [spinning on bosses chair] I'm comfortable."
"Little Johnny strikes again The teacher came up to johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what seperates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence ""the desk""."
"A group of people asked me to make a joke about barometers but I couldn't handle the pressure"
"A boy and a gorilla walk into a bar... The boy says ""first shot's on me"" The gorilla replies ""nah, I got this"""
"A boy was snapping rubber bands on his friends arm He kept doing it in the same spot every second, over and over again until the friend eventually said, ""Ouch, that one Hertz."""