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Joke of the Day

"saw license plate GODLSNS and am not sure whether it's God Listens or Godlessness. doin devil horns anyway"

"A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: ""And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?"" the reporter asked. She simply replied ""No peer pressure."""

"What is called when an insurance company assesses a totaled car? An auto-topsy"

"One How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"a wise man once said to me: ""why are u doing that? why do u exist? why are we talkimg?"" a whats man once said to me: ""what ar"

"I went to a zoo that only had dogs It was a shit zoo."

"Florida is about to release millions of genetically modified mosquitoes. I hope when they bite you they make you drive better."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary and those who don't"

"I've been using Vim for 5 years... Mainly because I don't know how to exit it"

"I've dated a vegetarian, trust me, they put meat in their mouth."