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Joke of the Day
"Why do gay pirates always fight each other? They are always trying to get to the others booty"
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"Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They're all in the glove compartment."
"Distraught after losing a full carton of milk, I tattooed its photo on my kid's face, in hope someone recognizes and returns it."
"Can anyone explain this joke for me? I just don't get it, so it is either meant to be absurd/nonsensical or I am missing historical context: Q:What do you know about Damascus? A:It kills 99% of germs."
"What religious people say: ""I have you in my prayers."" What non-religious people hear: ""I'm trying to raise Aquaman on this cat radio."""
"My ex-wife still misses me... ...BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"
"How to 2 Mexicans settle a argument By going Juan on Juan"
"What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!"
"Do you know why I stopped playing Uno with my Mexican friends? They steal all the green cards."
"Until you've tried to start a conga line at a funeral, don't tell me about your drinking problem."