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Joke of the Day

"I asked a female moderator why I couldn't post images on r/jokes... ""I have a boyfriend!"""

"If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?"

"Who is this guy named Rorschach and why does he paint pictures of my parents fighting?"

"Your mom is so dumb. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer."

"Hey, baby, you wanna come back to my place, and become a famous murder victim?"

"The truth is out there; it just hasn't been indexed well."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his dinner before it was cool."

"I have a condition preventing my going on a successful diet. There's a medical term for it, but in plain language, it's hunger."

"How to break up with someone: You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: Which one? You: ME. You: BYEEEE"

"I used to date a girl with cataracts Things were going great until one day she stopped seeing me."