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Joke of the Day

"Who is this guy named Rorschach and why does he paint pictures of my parents fighting?"

"My ex-teacher left the cheese industry for the same reason he left the teaching industry.. Hated grating."

"Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant"

"I'd like to have a kid but I'm not sure I'm ready to spend ten years of my life constantly asking someone where their shoes are."

"Itis sad when a girl breaks up and changes back to her iI need attentioni Facebook picture."

"Why did the StormTrooper Buy The IPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for"

"Do you want to here a joke about TCP Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it?"

"What did Obama's dad say when his mom wanted anal? Well they don't call me ""Saddamy"" Hussein for nothing!"

"Sometimes I think I'm a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am."

"""I've had enough of your shit"" ~ toilet paper on strike."