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Joke of the Day
"Hey, baby, you wanna come back to my place, and become a famous murder victim?"
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"How to tease a girlfriend if she really wants it My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, 'Alright, fatty.'"
"I don't trust stairs... They always look like they're up to something."
"Hey woman , are you a beaver?! Cuz' DAMN!"
"Whos the best jewish cook? Hitler......."
"I'd like a job cleaning mirrors Because it's something I can see myself doing"
"Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south? Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer."
"The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth."
"""Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?"" ""Haha you can't fool me again, dad. A chair!"" ""Not this time. Our dog died."""
"What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day? G u knit?"