148295
Joke of the Day
"Your mom is so dumb. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer."
Next Joke
"What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch? Fowl ball."
"The problem of guns in schools would be eliminated if society finally had the courage to outlaw schools."
"By DAY he's just a regular accountant. But at NIGHT he becomes a trash ravaging raccoon... ""Raccountant"".. Coming this fall on Fox"
"What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry? [removed]"
"I heard this amazing joke the other day, made me laugh so hard. Unfortunately I seem to have forgotten it."
"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler."
"If it's a boy, I'm naming him after my father, Anonymous."
"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle... ...theres too many cheet-ahs"
"What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet? A liquor cabinet."