198059

Joke of the Day

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his dinner before it was cool."

"What do toys and boobs have in common? They're both made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them."

"Accidentally walked into a mosque ""This isn't where I'm supposed to *be headed*"""

"What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts..."

"You can lead whore to water... But you can't make her sink...easily."

"How many X does it take to change a light bulb? N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!"

"The end of the month is like stubbing your little toe in the dark. You're probably broke and there's nothing you can do about it."

"My father once gave me ""the talk"" Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. Swallows bring no babies."

"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."

"What idiot called it a contraction and not a birthquake?"