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Joke of the Day
"My Hamster passed today, he fell asleep at the wheel...."
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"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop? Because on top of it was written : Open here."
"*Cooks dinner for family* Gets arrested for attempting to cause great bodily harm"
"When is a Mexican not a Mexican? When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now"
"So someone asks a junkie.. Do you still use heroin? Well.. On the one hand yes, on the other hand no."
"Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt"
"Announced sternly to students today that ""only hard things are worth doing!"" In other news, I have a bunch of parent emails to respond to."
"I bought a dog from a blacksmith ..... As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door."
"Did you hear about the nutty professor? He pursued a career in *m*acadamia!"