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Joke of the Day
"If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?"
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"Instagram makes me feel like the world's only employed person."
"Which came first? the chicken or the egg? Niether. the rooster did. sorry if this has been said before. i just thought of it one day."
"Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !"
"I'm currently writing a musical about diggers trapped in a mine. I think it's gonna be in the key of A-flat minor."
"There are 3 types of people in this world Those who are good with numbers and those who aren't"
"A young woman rolled her eyes towards me, So I picked them up and rolled them back."
"Current anger level: I am last-beer-in-the-fridge-turns-out-to-be-a-soy-sauce-bottle angry."
"A a few States in the south celebrate MLK and Robert E Lee day on the third Monday in January. They are working to separate them."
"I make rabbit tuxedos for a living. I'm a hare-dresser."