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Joke of the Day

"Dinner: I BIT THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH! IT WILL NEVER HEAL! NOTHING WILL EVER BE RIGHT AGAIN! Next morning: Oh, OK."

"When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject, these days if you mention botox no one raises an eyebrow."

"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant dead ant dead ant Dead ant dead annnnnnt Dead ant"

"Why did Jimmy drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus!"

"What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride? A Cruci-fixie."

"How did Kobe Bryant go on his math test? He didn't pass."

"Naked man doing jumping jacks... db qp db qp db qp db qp"

"A latin joke Titus: Markus, legistis pleiades? Markus: pleiades quest Titus: pleiades testes in ore tuo."

"What's black, red, and blue all over? Rihanna."

"It's like my Grandpa used to say ,""The fight with grandma isn't over until I fill her pillow with spiders and she gives me back my teeth."""