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"[Meta] the number of subscribers in this sub is a joke right? Did I miss something?"
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"911: What's your emergency? THE BARISTO IS HAVING A STROKE 911: Barista? IT'S A GUY. BARISTO 911: No, it's still- Nm he's dead now"
"There is no Turkey in the coop. But there's a coup in Turkey."
"Every function without you will always be void of love."
"Boyfriend calls me Gluteal Myalgia because he thinks I'm too dumb to understand what it means. Let's see how he likes the name Microphallus"
"When I take pictures of cheese I yell ""SAY HUMANS!"" and me and the cheese laugh and laugh and then I binge eat and cry."
"Can God be an atheist? Yes, if he has low self esteem and stops believing in himself."
"A guy goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian looks at him and says, ""Fuck off, you won't return it!"""
"Impaired Sex I heard having sex with a mentally impaired person has its ups....... .....and Downs"
"Adult: If it ain't broke don't fix it Child: If it ain't breakable, not interested"