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Joke of the Day
"What are the unspoken rules of sign language? All of them"
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"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."
"How do you keep a blonde busy? Put ""flip"" on both sides of a piece of paper"
"My ex-wife was a great housekeeper... she kept the house after the divorce."
"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in fog? When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you."
"what's better than a dozen roses on a piano? tulips on an organ."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like ""hey thanks"" and I'm like ""I'm just happy to be a part of this nice community"""
"What do you call an Irishman with a dangerous bacterial infection? A leperchaun! :D"
"When someone pushes the ""2"" button in an elevator it should automatically announce their weight."
"I was just unfollowed by a guy with 10,349 tweets & 38 followers...I'm thinking that's the same guy at the park that talks to all the pigeons"