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Joke of the Day
"Why is yogurt always in debt? Because it's Greek."
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"Two Polish guys are hunting for bears in the woods. They come across a fork in the road with a sign that says ""BEAR LEFT"" They both turn around and go home."
"#wordsofwisdom If it says, 'Do not try this at home' - go and visit a friend."
"A Japanese man once tried to fake his own death. His family didn't bereave him."
"Today on my first day of school someone told me that I must be so excited to be a senior I said ""Right back at you Grandma"""
"I love taking long walks on the beach with my girlfriend.... Until the acid wears off and I realize I am just dragging a mannequin through the parking garage."
"I'm fluent in Mandarin said the orange."
"I realized I was an adult when I almost bought napkins instead of taking a wad of free ones from Chipotle. Almost."
"Why are furries always found guilty at trial? A furry curries only fury from a jury."
"What's grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement? A wolf. I threw in the cement to make it hard."