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"What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr? Ana-kin"
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"Frank's Girlfriend Frankfurter walks into his favorite bar holding a curvy Hamburger by the hand. ""Hi guys,"" he says. ""Meet my girlfriend, Patty."""
"How does a French woman hold her liquor? By the ears."
"""You know, the average woman does it at least 8 times a year in her sleep."" -Peter Parker attempting to convince Mary Jane to swallow"
"The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family."
"How does a Trumpie become a smooth talker? Takes a laxative."
"My username is fatatata I am not fatatall"
"Being a judge incorporates my two favorite things: wearing a robe and judging people. I missed my calling."
"What's yellow and black and makes you laugh: A bus full of niggers going over a cliff."
"Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says ""we don't serve noble gasses here""... helium doesn't react."