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Joke of the Day

"OMG I love you You're the best You left me Did you bring me stuff OMG Anything I don't care Where have you been I smell someone else -Dogs"

"What is Jeffery Dahmer's favorite candy? Mentos."

"When I text ""K."", I worry my amigos will think I'm asking them to repeat themselves but then I remember that this joke is terrible."

"Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic Your loss, our sauce!"

"Freak out your neighbors by removing one member of their stick figure decal family each night."

"If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European"

"5 bucks will get you 1 minue access to the ""Peck cam"" where you can watch all sorts of wild birds peck me while i force myself not to resist"

"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... ... and he says ""Make me one with everything""."

"How does the KKK celebrate gay pride? With a LGBBQ."

"""Can I replace the fries with a salad?"" = ""Do you mind if I spit on the American flag?"""