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Joke of the Day

"Why did the priest dislike geometry? It's sin-ful. [self made joke]"

"Death metal fans are complaining abt all the noise. Irony."

"What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president? Pardon me."

"Could we make a seperate subreddit... for one-liners please? :) I just love seeing the old fashioned long jokes! you're awesome /r/jokes!"

"BEDSIDE CONFESSION Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time. Julie: ""I should warn you, Ted: I've got acute angina."" Ted: ""Your breasts aren't bad either."

"q: what's green and yellow and hangs from trees? a: gorilla snot."

"Why I'm leaving /r/jokes I have to go to work. I'll be back later."

"Math Beer So I put my root beer in a square cup. Now it's just beer."

"What's a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty."

"Why are men smarter while having sex? Because they're plugged into a know it all."