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Joke of the Day
"What do you call gay sound waves? Faghertz"
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"I'm like the lemon seed that sinks to the bottom of your water glass and then shoots up your straw unexpectedly, trying to choke you."
"How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant? She's the one wearing knee pads."
"Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dining room, patio..."
"Me: Waiter, there's a duck in my soup Waiter: That's a pond, you're at a park, I'm just here with my family, will you put some pants on?"
"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it."
"What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship? Carbon dating"
"Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a little while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick."
"I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia."