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Joke of the Day

"What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band? SWV (sisters with voices)"

"What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common? Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them."

"What is a porn star's favorite allergy medicine? (NSFW?) Bend'n'dryl"

"Is this your 1st video conference call? *Takes HUGE bong rip* *Holding it in* umm no So you're aware we can see you? *Cough* what *cough*"

"free shipping should be basic human rights."

"A black man, a Mexican, a Muslim and a hillbilly are all playing Russian Roulette together. Who is guaranteed to win? Society."

"Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt."

"I do ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button."

"Wife: I finally caught you. I could hear it from the other room. You were watching a dirty movie. Me: No. Its just womens tennis."

"What do you call a Trump wall that's politically corrupt? A gate."