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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you? He has a big E on his pajamas."
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"You can tell by a woman's feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you."
"What do you call a midget psychic wanted for murder? A small medium at large."
"WIFE: why do we even need a gun in the house ME: *fires off 8 rounds just to kill a spider* that's why"
"My mate's gambling is getting out of hand. He's just bet his newborn son in our game of poker. I thought, ""I might have to raise him."""
"A man walks into r/news <removed>"
"What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter!"
"You can tell I come from a long line of hunters the way I cunningly stalk the rare Totino's Frozen Pizza."