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Joke of the Day

"What colour T-shirt would win a race? Red, because it runs the most."

"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? Lickalotapus"

"Helpful weight loss tip: Don't eat so much, you fat piece of shit."

"What do you call... A cow with one leg? Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom"

"I have a difficult time living in buildings near many neighbors I think I have an apartment complex."

"ELI5: If both my parents have huge dicks, does that mean I will be genetically guaranteed to have a huge dick when I grow up?"

"Doughnut boxes advertise ""ZERO TRANS FAT"" as if anyone buying a box of doughnuts cares about the nutritional content."

"Nodding my head like yeah moving my hips like yeah selling my blood like yeah because I made a series of poor financial decisions like yeah"

"The gal in front of me on this flight didn't enjoy me stroking her forehead after she reclined into my lap. Thought we were having a moment."

"Why is a giraffes neck so long? So it can reach its head."