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Joke of the Day
"What colour T-shirt would win a race? Red, because it runs the most."
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"On toilet in a stall playin TigerWoods on phone.eagled a par5.Crowd cheered.Pretty sure guy in the next stall thought I just took epic dump"
"Croissants are just biscuits that studied abroad."
"What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb? Not get a job."
"What do you call a blind German? A nat-zee"
"I've always wanted to meet a Syrian ... That's why I'm travelling to Germany next year."
"Q: Why are pirates so popular? A: They just arrrr."
"*Husband using Ouija board after I've died* Please answer me *arrow moves* ""It's on the top shelf. Right there. RIGHT THERE! Use your eyes!"""
"Told girl on flight she was pretty and she replied ""Tell me something I don't know."" So i asked if she remembered the quadratic formula."
"""Bob's here"" Bob from work or Bob THE HARBINGER OF DEATH *an icy wind blows as black clouds consume the sky* ""Bob from work"" *clouds recede*"