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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? It never gets old"

"Me: ""Do you think it's strange to talk to yourself?"" Me: ""No."""

"What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common? A Mexican is going to lay them one day"

"ME: seen the loch ness monster? HER: it's not real M: *unzips pants* wanna bet? H: *rolls eyes* sure M: k i'll pee and then we'll google it"

"I asked my friend why i have a thing for short Asian girls. he said ""its because you want them to call you Godzilla in bed"""

"Do you want to hear a Knock Knock joke? Okay, you start it."

"My surgeon friend that specialized in Augmentation Mammaplasty just died. I regret not being there the moment he took his last breast."

"My roommate broke my favorite Russell Crowe dvd, and she was eaten by a crocodile shortly after. I'm actually kinda Gladiator."

"For every stripper with ""daddy issues"" there are 10 more ""daddies with stripper issues"""

"Why did the invisible man look in the mirror? To make sure he still wasn't there."