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Joke of the Day
"Why did the invisible man look in the mirror? To make sure he still wasn't there."
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"Accordion to a recent survey, most people don't notice when a musical instrument is inserted into a sentence."
"I wrote an essay once comparing various versions of the Bible. I had to do a lot of cross referencing."
"So I heard a bad joke about a prostitute... It was whoreible."
"You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles."
"My therapist told me cats are not babys, so i let my let my baby shit in his office."
"18 holes What do you call the area between a womans vagina and butt hole? *The driving range, because that's where I hit my balls!*"
"People keep asking what I thought of my Oklahoma trip It was OK"
"What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank."
"What should the Packers call their cheerleaders? Green Baes"