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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to hear a Knock Knock joke? Okay, you start it."
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"Blood oranges at the farmer's market. What am I, The Lord of War? Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else."
"first rule of fight club is no fightig. welcom to contradicton club evryone hav a seat adn dont hav a seat. also this isnt contradicton club"
"What shape is your hair in the morning? A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)"
"Wife: can u unstack the dishwasher? Me opening dishwasher, taking out large knife & cutting my hand off: I can't, there's been an accident."
"People with Tourette's would be great to take to improv shows where they take audience suggestions."
"My wife said she was watching he weight I told her to get some glasses. Edit: I need some too"
"How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital? She's the one with the dirty knees."
"I want my tombstone to read ""Free WiFi"" so people would visit more often"
"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!"