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Joke of the Day

"My surgeon friend that specialized in Augmentation Mammaplasty just died. I regret not being there the moment he took his last breast."

"Want to hear a joke? Donald Trump. Oh wait it's not funny anymore."

"It's 2011. If you're still using a payphone, you probably deserve to be negotiating some sort of ransom."

"Don't hate the player, play the player. They never see that coming."

"Who takes the best selfies in LA? I need someone good to do mine."

"What do you call a terrible Nature Valley bar? Crummy"

"Earth: Goodnight Moon Moon: ... Earth: I said Goodnight Moon' Moon: ... Earth: Look, I don't choose which days they celebrate Moon: Whatever"

"What did the pissed off guy say when he landed in Thailand Phuk-et!"

"Why did 6 wanna fuck 7? Cus 7 8 ass."

"Veggietales is making a version of 50 Shades of Grey... It's called ""The Artichoke Hearts""."