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Joke of the Day

"ME: seen the loch ness monster? HER: it's not real M: *unzips pants* wanna bet? H: *rolls eyes* sure M: k i'll pee and then we'll google it"

"There's only one problem with reading articles about space based technology It all goes waaaay over my head."

"Why were the people in the twin towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane."

"Nothing good has ever gone into a microwave at 3:00am."

"I wanted to be a sky diving instructor... But it's not the kind of job you just fall in to."

"I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds ""by mouth"" on the prescription label."

"Alien vs predator Guys what if a pedophile assualts an illegal immigrant, would it be called alien vs predator?"

"""why do they have such a nice house?"" -- my review of every movie"

"Fire at will! Why does everyone hate Will? ^^courtesy ^^of ^^my ^^Uncle ^^Rick"

"Why did Daenerys cross the road? To be that much closer to crossing the ocean."