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Joke of the Day

"Always face somebody and make eye contact while talking... Especially when they attempt small talk at the urinal."

"Watson asks Holmes What type of rock is this? It has many layers compressed together."

"A PROBLEMIC POLEMIC Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: Who knows why the heck they do anything?"

"How do you say dinner in spanish? JOHN CENA"

"The world record for enjoying jazz is 48 seconds."

"Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah? Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin."

"The weather data was unclear."

"Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!"

"How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant? Dress her as a choirboy"

"Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy... Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he farted it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the big bang."