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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD? A herpepotamus."
Next Joke
"What do you call a dinosaur with herpes? ...a Cankersaurus!"
"Ate a whole box of donuts. But I ate them *really* fast so hopefully that counts as a workout and balances out the calories."
"A poor old man got hit by a car today. I say poor because he only had 90 cents in his wallet."
"I always cry before talking to attractive girls Any tips against pepper spray?"
"The way I pronounced ""prix fixe"" should be enough for you to figure out that I can't afford to eat here."
"""I put on pants for nothing"" - my 10 yo after she got dressed and her soccer game was cancelled. Someone set up her Twitter account."
"Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy? It's Italicized"
"What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."
"What's the difference between family bonding and family bondage? One is forced and borderline torture, the other is sex."