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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump said he thinks we made the right decision to leave the EU. This confirms that we absolutely did not make the right decision."

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"MTV giving awards for music is the same as Fox News giving an award for unbiased journalism."
"What's your best one-liner?"
"A cannibal tried a bite of my kidney He said it was offal"